Accession : Fresh Hurt

Lord Percival: 

[after Ralph accuses him of undermining him] 

This is an OUTRAGE! A VILE piece of slander! 

I demand to know the source of these allegations!

Ralph I : 

We haved the signed confession of a Royal page, Gordon Halliwell, who worked Lord Graves.

Lord Percival: 

I know no such man!

Ralph I : 

And several cheques made out to the photographers who took the pictures, signed by Lord Graves. 

Whose fingerprints were also on the photographs.

Lord Percival: 

So! I saw them at the ball!

Ralph I : 

And Scotland Yard found the negatives at his house this morning.

Lord Graves realizes that he's busted

Lord Percival {nervously}: 

By what right can you order my arrest?!

Ralph I : 

By the Treason Act of 1702 forbidding Interference in the Proper Succession of a Monarch. Enacted by...

Ralph pauses, as he recites Miranda's Order of the King's pnemonic to himself, as he counts off on his fingers

Ralph I : 

William III!

[ Who wasn't one. ]

Various Members of Parliament: 

[staggered throughout Parliament as Lord Graves is escorted out by Scotland Yard] 

SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!

Punks are watching this televised event at an electronics shop on the street

Dysentery:

 That's right! String him up! Wanker!